12
Sep
2008

20 more albums to educate your children with

Well first I would like to apologise to Nicharry for claiming that he never started his “what do you listen to” post. What happened was that I saw his post and encouraged him to start a game of tag along the same theme. I picked up on the post in my Google feed reader. What I did not realise was that he changed the post to do just that, instead of starting a new one. He also tagged me, so here goes…

AC/DC – Back In Black

Black Sabbath – Greatest Hits

Creaming Jesus – Too Fat To Run, Too Stupid To Hide

Korn – Life Is Peachy

Led Zeppelin – Physical Graffiti

Machine Head – Burn My Eyes

Metallica – Master Of Puppets

Carl Orff – Carmina Burana

Paradise Lost – Shades Of God

Pink Floyd – Wish You Were Here

Rammstein – Rosenrot

Sepultura – Nation

Sisters Of Mercy – A Slight Case Of Overbombing

Skinny Puppy – Last Rights

Slayer – Reign In Blood

Slipknot – Vol.3 The Subliminal Verses

System Of A Down – Steal This Album

Tool – Lateralus

Van Halen – Women And Children First

Yes – 90125

So there it is … there are some bands/artists that I would still have liked to include, but it took me forever to finish this post as it is, so let’s not go there.

01
Sep
2008

Dear Idiot

Thank you for the SPAM. I am glad to hear that all is well and that you are finally living that dream of sitting on your fat ass, doing absolutely fuck-all and earning big bucks for it.

As for me … I prefer to work for a living. No matter how many times they say it on Carte Blanche and how many people send me the same stupid email with fake testimonials, I cannot bring myself to accept Bill Gates’ money for the AOL deal – it just doesn’t seem like real work to me and you know how I am about these things.

Please SPAM me again so that I can justify blacklisting your email address.

Your friend

Sorry Hardworking Cunt

21
Aug
2008

When I (eventually) grow up…

Someday when I go about growing up and become all conservation conscious – this be my ride of preference …

Gas Powered BMW

… some German geezer drives this gas powered fuck magnet … pwnage.

22
Jul
2008

Leaving here…

George from the air?

…well not for good actually, going on a round trip of ZA – Durban, Kimberley (yes Kimberley), Jozi, Cape Town and Jozi again … all in just under three weeks.

Sound like fun? We wait and see … anyhow … about the photo: the lovely view of absolutely nothing more than fluffy clouds as I left from George Airport.

During this little expedition I hope to hook up with SheBee, Tyler Reed & Wikidknickers (actually at the time of posting, I had met up with SheBee already).

More later…

11
Jun
2008

BREAKING NEWS

An earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Zimbabwe Early this morning. Two million Zimbabweans are reported dead and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France ) is sending food and money.

The South African government, not to be outdone, is sending two million Zimbabweans to replace the dead ones.

Viva South Africa!!!!

You heard it here first :)