BREAKING NEWS

An earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit Zimbabwe Early this morning. Two million Zimbabweans are reported dead and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn’t know where to start and is asking for help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the army control the riots. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. Latin American countries are sending supplies. The European community (except France ) is sending food and money.

The South African government, not to be outdone, is sending two million Zimbabweans to replace the dead ones.

Viva South Africa!!!!

You heard it here first :)

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4 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS”

  1. SheBee says:

    You should be hung in public.

    …or something. :P

  2. admin says:

    yea … in Zim prolly … public hangings will be next for sure :P

  3. nomore says:

    why do you alwazys lie about zim? no earth quake occured here pli z learn to say the truth.

  4. admin says:

    Dear nomore … you obviously have no sense of humor and I imagine that, when someone uses the term “tongue in the cheek”, you actually stick your tongue in your cheek and try it for yourself.

    Please try to keep up …

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